Guess Who Can Pee Straight Into His Mouth?

Which makes his daddy very proud. I wonder if they make a "My son pees into his mouth" car sticker.

Honey can't believe how big he is now, and "Can you believe he used to be so small when he was in my body?"
I said, "How do you think I feel? He was even smaller when he was in my body."

Went on our first date last night. Saw Daniel Johnston. Now, it was incredible and emotional and all that, but let me for a moment concentrate on the girl in the front who kept shouting, "That's okay, D., that's okay," and, "We love you, D. Play 'Devil Town.'" You condescending whore, who the fuck do you think you are? "Play 'Devil Town'"--You are the devil.

A lot of people ask me how to make a soundtrack for a horror movie. Here you go: