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- My fan looks like a Muppet.
- I could spend the rest of my life watching Beauty and the Geek.
- Man, that Pushing Daisies show is good.
- My back hurts.
- I'm a bit dizzy. Been taking these crazy pills ever since my once-a-decade day of exercise. I think I'd have been safer if I started smoking again. Apparently I tore a ligament in my left leg, whatever that means.
- A little anecdote: The first day I took these pills, I woke up in the middle of the night in panic because I thought I owed two-thousands Dollars in rent. I calmed myself down after a few minutes because I don't owe rent, and then I thought that maybe I woke up as someone else, and I panicked again.
- Never had a massage. I want a massage.
- I could lie here all day, looking at the Muppet.
- I wish I didn't drink Coke and didn't eat Nestle products, but then I might as well cut my dick off.
- Speaking of cutting one's dick off, I'm not excited about the circumcision thing. I saw a picture in one of the classes we're taking... Man... It's bloody and scabby... But we'll do it anyway. For me, at least, even a scabby one is less weird than a non-circumcised one.
- One day I'll be old and that will be sad. Maybe I should spend my time doing fun things instead of lying here looking at the ceiling fan?
- In 2001, I was a mover in New York for a few months, and my body looked like an upside down triangle. If you put my old body on top of my new body you get the Star of David.
- Here's a good moving-related trivia question: What did people get rid of when they moved? What's the one thing that stood out most of all? It's pretty interesting, I think. Anyway, the answer is treadmills.
- I'm hungry.
