Spitzer? I Hardly Even Know Her!

I was tagged by StyleSwag with the facts about myself meme. About four months ago. What can you do. This time, it's suitable that I do only embarrassing facts. I call it The Spitzer Meme.

1. I'll never put ads on this blog because money is the root of all evil, but I constantly think of ways of making money online. And I can't think of anything. I want to start a blog or a website that will make people come over and click on ads and buy shit they don't need, and I don't know how. A man can't even give away his soul nowadays?
2. About fifteen years ago, what song was I rocking out to while sliding a 360 on a highway? "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)." Wait, it gets worse.
3. Danced in a cage in Heaven Club in London. I wasn't even paid to do that. I just saw a cage and got in. Who can resist an open cage?
4. Fainted during a Sinead O'Connor concert. Told you it would get worse.
5. Very, very excited about the return of Beauty and the Geek.
6. I don't know much about much, but two things others don't know I do know, which gives me an enormous advantage: I'm good at catching stuff with my mouth. Kind of like a dolphin, but not as smart. I don't smile as much either. I don't trust dolphins. And the second thing I know? The formula for calculating 1+2+3+4+... Here's how you do it: You add 1 to the last number (if it's 100, then we get 101), then multiply it by half of the last number (making the result 101*50=5050). I lost my advantage over you.
7. Sometimes I'm really happy.

Now, if anyone else wants to do the Spitzer, you're welcome, and you'll make me happy and your country proud. I'm tempted to tag you but I'm not ready for the rejection. It's fun, though. You should do it.