Comments on People in the Sun: About Me

Oh no... I didn't write anything bad about Dan or ...

2010-02-06T14:24:24.269-05:00

Oh no... I didn't write anything bad about Dan or his kids, right? Other than his sign causing the Ravens to lose the game.

Very funny blog, guess that will learn you to mess...

2010-02-05T22:42:33.549-05:00

Very funny blog, guess that will learn you to mess with Dan's kids eh?
Thanks for following me on twitter, I won't cry if you unfollow me due to me being boring and or offensive. I too hate the fucking mall, with a passion.

Thanks, Omyword. So you just forgot about me? And ...

2009-04-16T17:46:00.000-04:00

Thanks, Omyword. So you just forgot about me? And I thought I offended you by using bad words like pee, poop and Palin.

Well hell, after laughing and smiling while readin...

2009-04-16T07:50:00.000-04:00

Well hell, after laughing and smiling while reading About You, I hit the RSS button and YOU WERE ALREADY IN MY FEED. See what a bad friend I am? Sigh. So, I love you, I swear, even though I forgot you. Story of your life, right? (And mine)

Jill, look at that, I'm now number two! Every once...

2008-11-14T02:21:00.000-05:00

Jill, look at that, I'm now number two! Every once in a while this douche comes out and says something outrageous, and immediately I get traffic because people actually Google "Eric Cantor Douche," which strengthens my hope in humanity.

Hazel, thanks, but I kinda don't have ads here. I should put an email button somewhere, though.

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2008-11-05T00:43:00.000-05:00

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Peeing on sticks causes babies...better be careful...

2008-10-22T23:52:00.000-04:00

Peeing on sticks causes babies...better be careful when going camping I guess...

I was in middle school (7th or 8th grade) when Sadat was shot and got accused of cheating over it. We had an assignment to write about a current even that night and of course that was the big news & my best friend and I each wrote about it. Then they called us in for cheating the next day even though I don't think we even knew what that the other had written about until the following day.

Also, I think you're up to number three on the Eric Cantor thing. :-)

Anyway, a very nice post!

Woozie, I hated it with passion. It was the first ...

2008-10-14T12:13:00.000-04:00

Woozie, I hated it with passion. It was the first time I didn't live in a big city, and the idea of having to drive everywhere depressed me. And the neighbors mowed the lawn only up to this invisible border and then they stopped, which made our lawn look stupid, and people with chihuahuas were mean to my Pit Bulls and I got into fights and Honey didn't like that, but people can't be mean to my dogs.

Girl, hey! Thanks! I hope I don't disappoint you.

I started reading your blog last week, but didn't ...

2008-10-13T19:26:00.000-04:00

I started reading your blog last week, but didn't realize you were from Israel-- my inlaws moved there from the US after 9/11.

Love your blog.

Even though nobody's buying or leasing anything in...

2008-10-13T18:42:00.000-04:00

Even though nobody's buying or leasing anything in the area, they're still putting up townhouses and condos on every corner. It's madness!

Okay now we definitely require pictures.

Simon, here's a joke I heard: A woman goes into a ...

2008-10-13T11:09:00.000-04:00

Simon, here's a joke I heard: A woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman says, "I'll give you one."

But man, now I realize I have a lot in common with McCain...

Coooper, thanks. I hope it's not too complete, otherwise I might as well stop (or turn this into a What My Baby Did Today blog).

Writer, but I didn't have purple hair when that baby was made! Unless the process takes about ten years, in which case I'm definitely the father!

Purple hair always leads to baby making.there's yo...

2008-10-13T10:38:00.000-04:00

Purple hair always leads to baby making.

there's your science.

purple hair = babies.

I didn't even major in science, but I'm fairly certain that's true.

Well you know those in the know say every good blo...

2008-10-13T02:29:00.000-04:00

Well you know those in the know say every good blogger has an "about page".

Short but sweet, and quite complete.

When you can shove all that into just a few paragraphs and make it entertaining and still give it an air of completeness you are a good writer.

congratulations.

Hi People - I think you should give your fans what...

2008-10-12T19:05:00.000-04:00

Hi People - I think you should give your fans what they want. They want a picture of you with purple hair and you can give them one. You have Photoshop, don't you? We've moved on from that 'camera doesn't lie' stuff.

Thanks for the excellent 'about' post! It helps to have the jigsaw put together at last. And congratulations to your son on now having more hair than John McCain.

Matty, maybe they know the unhappy couples who nee...

2008-10-10T12:07:00.000-04:00

Matty, maybe they know the unhappy couples who need to buy the sticks will end up buying a few of these without advertising, just in case the first few tests showed false positives.

Peed on a stick, I like that. The companies that ...

2008-10-10T06:56:00.000-04:00

Peed on a stick, I like that. The companies that make those always show happy couples in the commercials. Never the peeps like me and my ex-wife "Oh DAMN!!" Nahh, everything turned out fine after the divorce....wait, i'm rambling again....

Man, thanks. Glad you liked it. I probably should ...

2008-10-10T00:16:00.000-04:00

Man, thanks. Glad you liked it. I probably should have done it earlier in the day, though. What's going on there? There's some stuff about a douchebag, and the President of Egypt, and Glenn Beck naked. And it ends with a rhyme. ?.

Bluestreak, thank you for reading and commenting. It means everything to have people come here without knowing anything about me and reading what I have to say.

SJ, that's him, the little guy at the bottom. The cute thing on the high chair.

I actually looked for purple-hair photos but couldn't find any. I didn't have a camera during these five years because I felt having a camera would stop me from experiencing stuff. I know. Pretty stupid. I have other people's copies of London pictures, like the one I put here, but you can't really tell it's purple. The hair is long, though.

Aimee, thanks. Babies are fun! And Pit Bulls are fun, too! And crappy days are also fun sometimes!

Sornie, what do I know? Maybe it's all in the aim?

Woozie, it was actually too attractive for us to afford. The new fancy movie theater opened, and the Disocvery building was almost finished, and all the Bethesda yuppies were moving in, and our lease was up and we just couldn't afford the rent anymore. So we looked for another place to rent in the area, but no one would let us in with two Pit Bulls. So we came up with the idea of buying a house in Baltimore. Of course, at the time, everyone was approved for a house loan. I wonder how that whole thing ended up.

And I told SJ about the purple thing. I have a nice photo somewhere here. Not so purple, but I'm wearing a silk purple shirt, which is also something. At the time, I loved that shirt more than anything else in the world. Thank God Honey won't allow me to buy clothes anymore.

Enemy, cool. Or am I giving away too much?

Wow. I didn't know most of that--well, Baltimore, ...

2008-10-09T22:32:00.000-04:00

Wow. I didn't know most of that--well, Baltimore, your son, pit bulls, but I think that is it.

When you left Silver Spring it was probably all gh...

2008-10-09T19:31:00.000-04:00

When you left Silver Spring it was probably all ghetto-y and unattractive. That place has really turned around; if you haven't seen it lately it's quite impressive.

We require pictures of purple haired Sunshine.

Wait a minute, babies are made by a woman peeing o...

2008-10-09T10:37:00.000-04:00

Wait a minute, babies are made by a woman peeing on a stick? Huh.

Awesome about you thing! I love Pit Bulls, crappy...

2008-10-09T10:30:00.000-04:00

Awesome about you thing! I love Pit Bulls, crappy days and babies!

What no photo of your son ?Now I wonder if you I c...

2008-10-09T08:53:00.000-04:00

What no photo of your son ?

Now I wonder if you I can get you to post a pic of you with purple hair... I am sado-masochistic in that way.

Nice work. I haven´t been reading you for that lo...

2008-10-09T04:26:00.000-04:00

Nice work. I haven´t been reading you for that long, so this helps me orient myself a bit and will make your posts make a lot more sense, so thanks.

Not a bad About Me at all. I had worked a lot of i...

2008-10-09T01:58:00.000-04:00

Not a bad About Me at all. I had worked a lot of it out by reading your posts, but good to see it all in one place. That boy's looking pretty good looking these days, by the way.