Anyway, no big deal. At least at night I'll get to watch a new episode of Lost.
Man... these losers have been with me for a long time.
A lot has changed in my life since Jack opened his eyes and found himself on the island. Remember that first episode? A guy got sucked into the engine of the plane, and there was a big explosion, and a monster killed a pilot or something. Or did that happen later? And then Whatshisname ran on the beach, shouting, "Others, others!" And then Desmond pressed a button and said, "Brother." Jack and Desmond cried a lot. Who's in the coffin? Maybe this guy?
And then they went off the island and back on the island, and now Sawyer is crying, and I'm thinking maybe I've wasted my time here because this new show, Heroes, looks like fun!
But then Heroes was bullshit, so whatever. We're back on the island. By the time these lost douchenozzles figure out the big masterplan, I can make two babies, is what I'm saying.
But that's not what I wanted to write about.
Or maybe that was it?
I think I wanted to write a touching post about the changes in my life, but then I talked to Kim on Skype and saw myself on the webcam, and looking at this beard, I can't write anything serious, because you know, look at this shit!
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And plus I'm looking from one of those long stretchy computer screens, so your beard looks all stretched out too. I never saw that lost show, but people like it I hear. Or Heroes, I never saw that one either. I saw one called The Visitors a couple of times. I think. Or maybe it was called V. Good likeness on the picture! I feel like that today too.
It looks very shiney round here - is this new or have I just kept to the reader previously and so not noticed?
Scraggly beard, cap even indoors. Lights where they don't seem needed (I could be wrong). You have become a true-blooded American.
You do have a bit of a hobo look going on, but I understand that's coming back into vogue.
Jill, I don't know The Visitors. And the idea of V offends me because What the Hell? But Lost and I have had a love-hate relationship for too long. Right now, we're in it till the end.
Dan, yea yea, it's been like that for a while. It represents my shiny beard. Which represents my shiny blog.
SJ, I think I'm okay as long as my cap doesn't have a sports logo. Although the X-Men is pretty Red White and Blue.
Freeman, if I have it, it's coming back. The whole pants-on-the-ground trend started when I forgot my belt one day.
Thanks for making me realize I haven't gotten shit done since I started watching Lost. I think I might actually be one of the candidates on the island running around in circles trying to find meaning in a doomed script.
Blues, well, it's over. Finally we have a chance to carry on with our lives, knowing the joke has been on us for six years. Why was there a smoke monster? And a polar bear? Because it looked cool. The End.
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