Man, did you see that thing with the guy who yelled and stuff, and then the other guy did it, and then the other guy, he's like, "What a Jackass," and she's like, "Oh yea? How do you like this tennis ball up your ass?" and that little sissy runs over and tells on her! What a douche!
And poor Bill! Someone's like totally going for his throat and shit. Speaking of Andy, he'll always be Frank Sobotka to me.
Did you see The Flaming Lips on Colbert?
What's that you said? 14 young hookers? Just claim them as dependents!
A guy up the road killed a burglar with a samurai sword. I don't want to sound cold, but how do you say awesome in Japanese?
The show "Community" starts today. It's starring my boyfriend.
In other news, my baby had his first taste of Blue Bunny "Champ" ice cream, which means everything from now on will be a disappointment.
And finally, here's a short video from Hampden Fest (hint: this video is a metaphor for life! I just haven't decided in what way yet):
Happy New Year, Jews!
My Mind’s on My Honey and My Honey’s on My Mind - My husband is having a stressful week. I think he’s over-analyzing a situation and has nothing to worry about, and he thinks I’m glib and annoying. Toe-MAY...