Le Ballon Bleu

Man, did you see that thing with the guy who yelled and stuff, and then the other guy did it, and then the other guy, he's like, "What a Jackass," and she's like, "Oh yea? How do you like this tennis ball up your ass?" and that little sissy runs over and tells on her! What a douche!

And poor Bill! Someone's like totally going for his throat and shit. Speaking of Andy, he'll always be Frank Sobotka to me.

Did you see The Flaming Lips on Colbert?

What's that you said? 14 young hookers? Just claim them as dependents!

A guy up the road killed a burglar with a samurai sword. I don't want to sound cold, but how do you say awesome in Japanese?

The show "Community" starts today. It's starring my boyfriend.

In other news, my baby had his first taste of Blue Bunny "Champ" ice cream, which means everything from now on will be a disappointment.

And finally, here's a short video from Hampden Fest (hint: this video is a metaphor for life! I just haven't decided in what way yet):

Happy New Year, Jews!

An open letter to people who pulled their kids away from school to save them from indoctrination, to people who think the President is a Communist, a Socialist, or a Nazi, and to those who stand up in Town Hall meetings and yell about health care reform:

It's just shades of brown. Get over it.

Howard Kurtz is our Perv Monster of the Week

Look at what I found on Teh Twitter.

This is CNN's Howard Kurtz's Twitter page. He follows 81 people (click the image to get a better look), which is a relatively low number, considering the millions of accounts there. So who are the 81 people the ombudsman of the news media follows? My first guess would be Pulitzer winning journalists. Maybe a few anchors? Maybe even a few independent or online media people, like writers for The Huffington Post. And maybe, just to round things up, a few celebrities with strong political opinions, like Alec Baldwin or the dead Ron Silver.

But Howard Kurtz is a perv monster, so on the top left of the few people whose tweets he follows is Megan Fox. Which guarantees the prestigious PMOW Award goes to Mr. Kurtz. Congratulations!