The Cross Section of Bar Mitzvahs and Brothels... - Lately I've had a really hard time figuring out exactly what my role is as a father. When my kids were really young, my job as a parent was fairly straight...
Look at the big bus! Cover your ears! It's an ambulance! How cute you are when you say Hi to everyone you see... Maybe I should do the same?
Where are you? Oh.
Look how many legs he's got! He's cute, right?
If you look closely, you'll see this is the head. It's hard to tell which side is the head, right? It's a funny creature. It's called a C-A-T-E-R-P-I-L-L-A-R. Look how all the legs are moving together! Wait!!!
Why the fuck did you do that for?