Beer Bottle Cap Table: A How Not to Guide - Since every middle age suburban mother is in dire need of a piece of furniture inspired by a college dorm room, I decided to try my hand at a beer bottle c...
Look at the big bus! Cover your ears! It's an ambulance! How cute you are when you say Hi to everyone you see... Maybe I should do the same?
Where are you? Oh.
Look how many legs he's got! He's cute, right?
If you look closely, you'll see this is the head. It's hard to tell which side is the head, right? It's a funny creature. It's called a C-A-T-E-R-P-I-L-L-A-R. Look how all the legs are moving together! Wait!!!
Why the fuck did you do that for?