Wondering What To Get Me For Christmas? - [image: Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.] Problem solved!
Look at the big bus! Cover your ears! It's an ambulance! How cute you are when you say Hi to everyone you see... Maybe I should do the same?
Where are you? Oh.
Look how many legs he's got! He's cute, right?
If you look closely, you'll see this is the head. It's hard to tell which side is the head, right? It's a funny creature. It's called a C-A-T-E-R-P-I-L-L-A-R. Look how all the legs are moving together! Wait!!!
Why the fuck did you do that for?