1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
So, let me know if you want me to ask you questions. I don't know if I'll do a good job, but it could be fun anyway.
If you become the president of the USA what would your first action be?
See, already I'm stumped. I should probably give a nice speech and thank some people, like my wife and child. It'll have some jokes, too, because the people love jokes. But nothing racist or making fun of Chinese people. People don't like that. Not anymore. It'll be inspiring, with some memorable moments. I will talk about mountains and rainbows, but not in a gentle way, if you know what I mean. Maybe I shouldn't talk about rainbows. Mountains are okay, though. I should talk about the troubles ahead, with no sugarcoating. People don't like sugarcoating. At least that's what my TV tells me. I guess I need one of them flag pins. I should get a few, in case I lose one.
Would you kill someone to get hair back on your head?
I don't think I would kill anyone for hair. If I were really desperate, I would have just transferred some hair from my ears.
I don't have ear hair. That was a joke.
But I will do what it takes to save my Honey and my baby and my doggies. I might even shoot a monkey and wear its skin to fool another monkey into handing me my doggie in exchange for a hat. Like Tintin did.
Pitbulls or people?
You mean, as food?
Do you see a solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict within the next 10 years?
Dude, where's my car?
Ah, I see you truly read my blog! (Man, who are all these people commenting there? How come they left me? Ricardo and Tom are still around, but the rest of them didn't make it. Did I write too much about politics? Too many baby photos? Too many doggie photos? Not enough? Offensive language? Fragmented sentences? Where did I go wrong? I could have had it all!!!)