1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
So, let me know if you want me to ask you questions. I don't know if I'll do a good job, but it could be fun anyway.
If you become the president of the USA what would your first action be?
See, already I'm stumped. I should probably give a nice speech and thank some people, like my wife and child. It'll have some jokes, too, because the people love jokes. But nothing racist or making fun of Chinese people. People don't like that. Not anymore. It'll be inspiring, with some memorable moments. I will talk about mountains and rainbows, but not in a gentle way, if you know what I mean. Maybe I shouldn't talk about rainbows. Mountains are okay, though. I should talk about the troubles ahead, with no sugarcoating. People don't like sugarcoating. At least that's what my TV tells me. I guess I need one of them flag pins. I should get a few, in case I lose one.
Would you kill someone to get hair back on your head?
I don't think I would kill anyone for hair. If I were really desperate, I would have just transferred some hair from my ears.
I don't have ear hair. That was a joke.
But I will do what it takes to save my Honey and my baby and my doggies. I might even shoot a monkey and wear its skin to fool another monkey into handing me my doggie in exchange for a hat. Like Tintin did.
Pitbulls or people?
You mean, as food?
Do you see a solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict within the next 10 years?
Dude, where's my car?
Ah, I see you truly read my blog! (Man, who are all these people commenting there? How come they left me? Ricardo and Tom are still around, but the rest of them didn't make it. Did I write too much about politics? Too many baby photos? Too many doggie photos? Not enough? Offensive language? Fragmented sentences? Where did I go wrong? I could have had it all!!!)
22 comments:
You do have ear hair so my sources tell me.
I didn't read the Dude, where's my car post till you linked it here. I just couldn't come up with a fifth...
Anyways interview me!
While I have little hair left on my head, I am thankful that I have none in or on my ears. Cheers!!
Dude, I want to be interviewed.
This should be fun.
DUDE...you are very funny and I do enjoy reading your fine postings when I get around the blogosphere...which ain't often lately.
My ball n' chain has more hair on his back than his head. Frankly, I fell in love with him as he is now...and I can not picture him w/a full head o' hair.
Commenters are so fickle. They're always going off with some other blog behind your back, and you never hear from them again!
I got a little over excited when I saw the exclamation of 'Latika!' at the top of this. But, you never disappoint. I have some catching up to do in blog world, I am behind one or so post!
I know I'm newish here, but I like politics and babies and fragmented sentences. (And, if you're not too busy, I'd take an interview.)
SJ, no I don't! My ear is as smooth as a baby's butt!
And obviously even if you didn't read that post, you know me well enough by now to know I love that movie.
And I will. I need to think about stuff...
Matt, so you're not doing the ol' ear-to-hair comb-over? It's all the rage around here.
Frosty, thanks. I'll try to do the best I can, I promise.
Dusty, thanks. Honey met me with nice curls (that were hiding a bald spot). But I'm faster now, and better at juggling, so she didn't do so bad after all.
Rol, that's what the think. I will hunt them down one by one and find out what I did wrong. Maybe it was them, not me.
Sarah, it was disappointing a little...? I didn't mean to... I'm not sure why I did that. Good movie, though. Maybe it's because I read so many blog posts about that movie that I thought I'd write one too without actually writing anything about it. I'm so ahead of my time.
Praying, I'll be honored. And I promise to continue using fragmented sentences. Or not.
Aha! Finally a decent meme!
The answer to question 1, what is the first thing I would do as president? Easy - Scarlett Johannsen.
I would love to be interviewed by you, but I may be too late to the party.
I do, regrettably, have ear hair. Getting older sucks.
Peace in the Middle East in 2019?
Yea right.
Babies and fragmented sentences would never scare me away. You can interview me if you want!
Freeman, Ask not what Scarlett can do for you. Ask what you can do for Scarlett.
And of course you're not too late. I haven't started anything. I'm a bit slow.
Kevin, are you excusing me of forgery? My lawyers have been dispatched.
Kristen, will do. And thanks.
Did I actually write excusing me? I probably could have gotten away with it, too. I could have said I was being playful with words.
This sounds like fun. I'd like to be interviewed.
Yeah, you do too have ear hair! I remember that post quite well.
Also, people LOVE sugar coating, I believe. Except, they only hate sugar coating when they fail to grasp whatever it is that has been sugar coated. Other than that they love it.
And never too much talk about politics (I don't often comment on those because I feel ignorant, but I *always* enjoy reading them), NEVER EVER too many baby or doggie photos...at the risk of sounding sappy, your blog is just perfect!
Funny clipping about peace in the middle east. If you don't have a billion and one interviews to catch up on, can I be interviewed? tiffinspain@hotmail.com
You must interview me because I totally want to play.
anbingham@gmail.com
Lola, I'll be happy. Give me a day or two.
Jill, I don't know if you can refer to one curly as hair. Anyway, in the land of the bald, the single-ear-curly man is king. This is so gross.
And thank you. Seriously.
Bluestreak, it's easy to get things like that when you have a time machine. And of course I'll be happy.
Aimee, thank you. I'll do my best.
Okay, good, I wasn't the only one kind of creeped out when Tintin did that.
Herge could have at least had Tintin slap a gun out of the monkey's hand before killing it and wearing its skin like a robe.
You know, like he does to all the other villains.
I wanted to be Tin Tin when I was a kid, but I think I just liked the smell of the books. Anyway, he's a douche. I don't mind being the Captain.
לא ממליץ להתחנף לקוראים - כתוב כמו שבא לך - בסופו של דבר הכנות כובשת - פוליטיקה.. נעליים.. תחת.. לא משנה
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