So many blogs nowadays concentrate solely on the writer, taking readers along egocentric journeys into the soul of vain individuals. I feel this is not just wrong, but criminally wrong. Here, by blogging, we have the opportunity, perhaps for the first time in human history, to expose to the world not just our own ambitions and fears, our desires and achievements, but also the darker parts of our world.
In this spirit, I want to expose the darkest part of my personal world: Andy B.
Now, I know I could just take the easy path here. In all honesty, I could probably make a lot of money (which will in turn help Andy with his many physical problems) simply by putting a little "Donate" button next to Andy's picture.
Or I could talk about the hotness rating he received from members of Rate My Professors.
But no! Instead, I will concentrate on the positive. Andy has many redeeming qualities, and as a member of the human race I have decided to take it upon myself to find them. But I have known Andy for about five years now, and still... sometimes I feel like a Shackleton searching for a path, or an astronaut's dropped toolbox, aimlessly orbiting the earth.
But I'm optimistic. I will find the positive in Andy. I will turn this dark part of my world into light.
And the tragedy of it all, is that you wouldn't have known any of that if only Andy refrained from making not one, but several "Blogging is stupid" jokes on Sunday. Well, Andy, you're on the internets, Bitch.
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21 comments
Comment by casey on 8:03 PM
Wait - professors know about ratemyprofessor.com?!?!?!
Comment by Nanny Goats In Panties on 9:10 PM
i LOVE how this ultimately culminates into the reason why we are reading about Andy in the first place.
YOU SUCK, ANDY!!!!!!
(does that help?)
Also? You made me look up Shackleton and I'm a better person for it.
Comment by SJ on 11:32 PM
Who the f3ck is he?
Comment by Woozie on 11:46 PM
You are the most gangsta middle aged balding father I know. I like the way you operate. And know this, this shit face will never mess with Sunshine.
It's his grin that makes him ugly. He should stop that shit.
Comment by People in the Sun on 1:45 AM
Casey, if he didn't know about it, I'm happy he'll find out about it after reading this post. he'll be glad to know his inner beauty is appreciated.
Nanny, Andy sucks! When he was asked why he was making fun of me, he said, "Because it's so easy." Well, it actually took me less time to write this post than for him to pick his big nose. Even though he usually uses two hands.
SJ, some douche.
Woozie, your mama is middle aged balding. I'm not middle aged yet, and the word Balding implies a continuous action. I've come to terms with what I have. Anything less is unacceptable.
Let him grin. Let him be happy. Little Mogli loves the Christmas Parade.
Comment by LiteralDan on 2:55 AM
You are awesome-- I need to start using MY blog as a weapon. You have taught me so much.
And I have it on good authority that ANDY is stupid. Way stupider than blogging.
Comment by Rol on 11:12 AM
Make him pay!!!
- Another Stupid Blogger.
Comment by People in the Sun on 1:06 PM
Dan, it's my pleasure. Everyone should have an anti-Andy post.
Rol, only the gods can make Andy pay. But that means he obviously made a few anti-blogging comments in his previous life. That would explain a lot.
Comment by Jill/Twipply Skwood on 12:08 PM
Well, that'll teach him I reckon...or something.
I more or less don't even mention blogging unless the person I'm talking to happens to be talking about it for some reason. So if someone asks if I have any hobbies I end up saying stuff like "Rollerblading, making collages, taking pictures of goofy signs and putting them on the internet..."
Comment by People in the Sun on 6:47 PM
See, I didn't really talk about the blog. Or maybe I did. I just told him and another guy that my mom outed me by mistake (gave away my name when she commented). The other guy thought it was funny. But Andy saw a way in...
He should have known I have a keyboard and I'm not afraid to use it!
Comment by Florida Girl In Sydney on 1:21 AM
Good job- Andy sucks monkey balls.
Comment by People in the Sun on 1:49 AM
Come on, Andy, you heard the woman. Those monkey balls aren't going to suck themselves.
Comment by Big Ben on 3:42 PM
Most people who make fun of blogging neither have the creativity or the smarts to have one anyway.
That Andy has a long head too. Must have been easy for his mom when he slid out.
Comment by Slick on 4:06 PM
He looks like one of them smart ass mouthed professors with that shit eatin' grin....
I kinda like'em already.
Not in a gay way of course....
Comment by Aimeepalooza on 5:39 PM
ha ha ha ha!!!!
Comment by Aimeepalooza on 5:44 PM
I am so blogging about Andy. And if Andy wants to talk some smack, tell him to call me. I'll tell him to take a big step back and literally fuck his own face...if he can muster the courage to fuck his own face.
Comment by Lirun on 7:27 PM
so vindictive..
:)
Comment by People in the Sun on 2:07 AM
Ben, I'm with you there. The common argument is that blogging is stupid in a "Why would anyone care about what you have to say?" way. But obviously people care, or they wouldn't be here (or in any other blog). And it takes dedication and creativity to try to come up with something worthwhile. Soulless douche doesn't know what creativity means.
Slick, now here's a coincidence: his middle name is actually Smart ass mouthed professor with a shit eatin' grin! What are the odds?
Aimee, one step at a time. First, he needs to be brave enough to remove the covers off the mirrors in his house. Then, get used to his face for a couple of months. Maybe then he'll be able to fuck his own face.
Lirun, HE MESSED WITH ME!!! NOBODY MESSES WITH ME!!! I WAS IN GOLANI!!!
Comment by Dusty on 3:02 AM
What Woozie said. ;p
Comment by People in the Sun on 2:14 PM
About me being a gangsta, about me being bald, or about Andy's grin?
Comment by Dusty on 2:51 PM
A gangsta. ;p