That was it. I really thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever thought of. I remember thinking I should have given it to The Daily Show and they would use it with the footage from the toppling of Saddam's statue, but in reverse. Something like that. I would have left the details to them. Obviously this would have been only the beginning of my relationship with The Daily Show. Buzz on the street about my joke would have taken care of the rest.
Kinda missed the boat on that one, though. He got caught and my dreams were shattered. One day… One day I will come up with another joke, you’ll see.
In other news, I quit my job, effective today.