A Picture of Dennis Hopper
I said it would either be a picture of a baby or a picture of Dennis Hopper. Well, baby is not here yet. We're both ready for him to come, but I guess one of us is more eager than the other, especially after he heard about two labor inducing activities: intercourse and nipple stimulation (also known in layman's terms as "Titty twisting" and in laywoman's terms as "A labor inducing activity").
In other news, ABC says Maryland could be getting tabel games.
Next, either a picture of a baby or a long-lost meme. Or something else.
13 comments:
lol... titty twisting is only affective in inducing labor if she jumps up, starts smacking you hard enough to get things moving down there!
Its the orgasm that does it... contracts the uterus etc... but the thought of sex at 9+ months pregnant is not very appealing to most women...
When I was pregnant with my first, my dad called me and told me he had just heard a radio show talk about the way to induce labor...
It had to be after your due date... you had to eat a box of macaroni and cheese with worcestershire sauce mixed in... I did it with my first and within 24 hours I was in labor! REALLY!!
With the twins I was induced at 36 weeks so I couldnt try it!
Oh and i found this NY times story for you... cheers!
http://www.yorknewstimes.com/stories/110907/editorial_wivestales.shtml
Relax and enjoy the few moments of you having your own identity that you have left.
Once the little bundle of joy arrives your name formally changes to "Jr's Daddy" or "Go Ask Your Father" or "Hey, He's Your Kid Too"
Congrats (There's no love like it).
Well since Maryland may soon be getting Tabel games, I'm taking bets from all commenters: Will the next post be long-lost meme or a baby? Place your bets.
Funny. I think junior is waiting to be born on my birthday -- the 25th! I feel sort of bad about that though because I hated being a Thanksgiving-time baby. No one comes to your parties; nor for that matter do you get parties because everyone is busy doing holiday stuff. Whine!
And yes enjoy these last peaceful moments.
Took me just about forever to figure out what tabel gaming was...
I love macaroni & cheese with worsterchire sauce though - mac & cheese is SO GOOD that way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I prefer the titty-twisting terminology best.
My titty twisting ability has been none to induce labour in women that are not even pregnant - I'm that good.
Kate, that was a funny article. And it mentions the sauce! Anyway, not that she would fall for any of my own suggestions, but right now we're trying to delay it again because this insolent, disrespectful little guy flipped again. That means a few more hours of me rubbing her pinky toe tonight, and going to the hospital tomorrow for an external version, which by itself might actually induce labor. The joy! He'd better be a child star; that's the least he could do.
Mickie, thanks. I can deal with "Jr's Daddy." It's better than "What have you done to me?!"
Woozie, the way Honey feels right now, the next post might be a police report.
I can't wait to gamble away Jr.'s college fund when they bring the tabel games. What's the worst thing that can happen? He'll end up working for ABC?
Jennifer, Happy birthday (soon). But there are probably worse things than a Thanksgiving birthday. Can you imagine how many film students are working on a "What was it like to be born on 9/11?" documentary? HBO offices must be flooded. I was born on Chekhov's birthday. Very happy about that.
Jill, be careful! It has been known to induce labor! And I understand you love it, but do you love it to the point of fifteen exclamation marks? I only use this amount of exclamation marks for the bruschetta in an Italian restaurant in Manhattan. Not sure where it is. Not sure of the name. I probably know how to get there, though. Best bruschetta in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave, who knows? If she'd let me try it she would have had the baby already just to make me stop. I would have stopped eventually.
Ben, maybe you should put up a video on YouTube--you have the power to create the next baby boom! The Ben Generation.
Was that all I used??????????????? Fifteen????????????????????? I'm always in favor of excess punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And smilies. Always in favor of smilies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-) :-)
a male doctor DEFINITELY came up with that list of "labor inducing" activities.
I know if april tried it, she'd be posting either a picture of her black eyes or a picture of her broken arm...
tee hee.
can't wait to see your beautiful baby!
Jill, you can't have too many smilies, I'll give you that. Ü Ü Ü.
Writer, yea... We chose the path of waiting patiently. The only touching I do now is rubbing pinky toes to flip the baby the right way. And back-scratching. A lot of that going on around here.
Can't wait to show a picture of the baby. Soon.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!
Let's, thanks. Same to you.
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