Got a folding bed for Jr.'s room. Wooden floors. Buying a car on Tuesday. If we get a second Prius does it make us assholes? Earlier tonight we worked together on a fun couple activity: putting together the Stroller. A lot of buttons and switches and levers. Very frustrating. For a moment we hated each other but then we found the missing part and now we're good. Earlier in the car Honey talked to a friend and she used the speaker. It sounded funny and it reminded me of the way the Clangers speak, so I started whistling like them. Honey thought I was being really annoying and why do I always have to be annoying in the car? If it's not whistling it's tapping the wheel or the dashboard on purpose to drive her crazy. I have a fever but I'm not allowed to talk about it because "someone" is nine months pregnant.
Don't have a pediatrician yet. Both still working. Car seat still not installed. Took all these classes but still doesn't know how to hold a baby or change a diaper.
You go to the supermarket and you realize there's an entire aisle you've never even looked at. You know the one, between the frozen food and the pet food. A whole new world. Soon.
One more way that I’ve become my mother - As a child, I used to sit outside of my mother’s closed bathroom door as she did whatever bathroomly stuff that mothers did and read to her from my latest ...