Got a folding bed for Jr.'s room. Wooden floors. Buying a car on Tuesday. If we get a second Prius does it make us assholes? Earlier tonight we worked together on a fun couple activity: putting together the Stroller. A lot of buttons and switches and levers. Very frustrating. For a moment we hated each other but then we found the missing part and now we're good. Earlier in the car Honey talked to a friend and she used the speaker. It sounded funny and it reminded me of the way the Clangers speak, so I started whistling like them. Honey thought I was being really annoying and why do I always have to be annoying in the car? If it's not whistling it's tapping the wheel or the dashboard on purpose to drive her crazy. I have a fever but I'm not allowed to talk about it because "someone" is nine months pregnant.
Don't have a pediatrician yet. Both still working. Car seat still not installed. Took all these classes but still doesn't know how to hold a baby or change a diaper.
You go to the supermarket and you realize there's an entire aisle you've never even looked at. You know the one, between the frozen food and the pet food. A whole new world. Soon.
You may have spaced your kids too far apart when you can't even take an airplane to Europe and then swim across the Mediterranean to get the teen, because you wonder who would watch your toddler while your husband is at work. - My boy got back from Israel last night, and I am happy. This is not a political blog. I try and make it a place to come and laugh at life's mysteries, no...