A Picture of a Penis
As promised:
So they told us it's going to be a boy and I couldn't be happier (although I would have been as happy if it were a girl, of course. Really). We thought about names today and there's one that seems to be the winner. I can't say what it is yet because we're supposed to sleep on it (and anyway, is it too soon?). I doubt I will be able to sleep too much because I'm running through scenarios: ___, clean your room. ___, listen to your mother. ___, don't you ever do that again. ___, a dog is not a toy. ___, a B-Minus?! ___, who do you love more, your mother or your father? Ahh, parenting is going to be so much fun.
Here's another one:
Stay away from the light! It's your mother's vagina! (Is it too early for an Oedipal Complex?)
36 comments:
Hurrah!
and he looks just like you.
Okay, not what I expected, but a nice surprise indeed! You guys must be so proud! I'm imagining the pregnant glow.
I know this stuff is personal--thanks for sharing.
Wow! Congratulations!!!
Doctors fucked with us the whole time my daughter was in the womb, telling us she was a boy.
They even had to do an emergency x-ray the day before she was born (God, I wish I had that) and the doctor said, "There's his little penis right there!"
He was laughing almost uncontrolably, so we figured he was fucking with us. But, you know, he is a doctor.
I can't believe any doctor would do that now.
Oh it's NEVER too early for an oedipal complexxx ;)
Congratulations...I have 3 grandsons...and it's fantastic. Of course they keep trying for a girl. so I'll probably have 4 or 5 grandsons soon. You will get a girl too....I had 2 girls. Oh silly whimpering me...I am just so pleased that your child is coming now. My oldest grandson is only 4 years away from 18--and he is already talking military. I shall keep you and your lovely family in my prayers!~Jackie:)
Freaking hilarious! I'm keeling over right now....
And Congratulations! Your son looks umm...well...endowed.
Congratulations People - it's a whole new world
Dan, he's got my forehead.
durante, a pregnant glow? Is that what she's been puking out every night? Second-trimester bliss my butt. (She does have a glow, to be honest. It's not easy for me to be cynical when I look at the bottom picture). And thanks for reading.
Ajooja, that's crazy. That's something to think about when you hear people talk about ambulance-chasing lawyers. Without these people doctors would still be able to do whatever they wanted.
Woozie, only problem is that Baltimore is hardly a kingdom. Maybe when he's born I'll exile him to Greek Town.
Shinade, thank you for that and same to you and to your family. How can you post such a nice comment to a post with such a title? I feel unworthy of those prayers now.
Leislb, it skips a generation.
Loz, thanks. Never held a baby before. I have a lot to learn.
And I thought you were kidding about a penis pic! AWESOME!! I have one of each and in my vast expierence boys are easier than girls. But not by much :)
Congrats!
I'll never forget seeing my children on ultrasound. It was love at first sight...which seems odd to fall in love with a fuzzy xray but suddenly they were real and it was wonderful. Best of luck to you and your little boy.
Congrats on the boy... I wanted a girl so bad but had a boy; it's all good now even though I don't get this hot wheel obsession and why wrestling is the most fun ever created. I'd rather we did our hair or something; but Cedar's not up for that. You'll have fun I'm sure and he looks adorable -- he'll look even cuter in color. PS blog now, while you still can..
Congrats.
I have one piece of unsolicited advice, PitS: DON'T HAVE KIDS!
Oh wait...too late!
Seriously, buddy, great job. I wish you the best.
Your world has officially changed forever!
Dan
He's beautiful. So awesome. I want to be the first to know the name, please. :)
Mel, thanks. How difficult can it be? You give him some brown food and clean his butt every once in a while, and then when he's eighteen he leaves. Piece of cake.
Lisa, I know what you mean. Last week it was just a foreign object but now it's a male who turns around and sucks his thumb and just floats there with no idea what's in store for him (or maybe he knows everything but conveniently forgets it all when he's born).
Jennifer, I don't know about wrestling. All the other kids were into it so I watched it too, just to be able to talk about it. Hot Wheels, on the other hand, is awesome. You can get your car to go in a loop. What's better than that?
Political, thank you thank you thank you.
Dan, now you're telling me? Where were you when I put up a poll asking if I should have kids?!
Shelli, thank you. The naming has been postponed for now, though. I'm ready, but someone needs to think about other names. It's all for the best. After all, if it weren't for my mother putting her foot down, my father would have had his way and my name would have been Methuselah. True story.
Congrats!
Relax man all in it's own good time. Congrats again.
Congrads - wow, the internet has changed everything, from headlines (hilarious!) to sharing PRE-baby pictures. Too cool ;)
Leo, thanks.
SJ, thanks (again). You only come here when I talk about unborn babies. You know, I also talk about other fun stuff like pipi in aftershave and President Bush and the meaning of life. Don't you want to know about the meaning of life?
Urbanist, thanks (and welcome, I think). I can't wait for him to grow up and be traumatized by these pictures. One day a study will be made about the blog babies and the reason none of them has a computer.
Is that your baby? That cool.
http://davedeli.blogspot.com
arent there laws against showing kiddie's pipis in your country?!?!
:)
I think ____, is a fine name!
Congrats :)
Something over sixteen and a half years ago, my son kept his legs crossed in the womb past the point when we were supposed to be able to tell. Your story reminds me of that.
I'm still wondering what kind of visitors your post title is going to net you from Google. Notice a strange spike?
Oh that's coz I am unborn myself.
Yes I do want to know the meaning of life... I looked it up in the dictionary some cool s*** that.
Let's just say I have been in this situation. Congrats on the masculine child or the feminine--in my case, I was duty bound to bring forth men--all my other siblings gave birth to females and I was the only uterus left.
Dave, as far as I know. Thanks.
Lirun, I posted that picture from international waters, somewhere in the Pacific. My lawyers tell me I should be fine as long as I don't leave the boat for a year.
Dave II, thanks. I might as well go with that; any other name will doom the baby to a life of regret and shame. Yes, I'm a bit stuck with the name thing (I mean, we're stuck. I forget sometimes there's another person involved).
MS, I'm a bit disappointed, but I haven't gotten anything yet... Maybe I'm not doing enough CEO or EOC or whatever it is I need to do, but Google doesn't care about me and my post titles. (But I did submit the post to reddit.com and got a lot of people clicking in, and then clicking their way out in shame just as quickly).
SJ, you're unborn. You just blew my mind! Everything around me is spinning in technicolor!
Enemy, "the only uterus left"--sounds very post-apocalyptic. (Are you saying you're having a girl? I'm not sure I got that. Or did you have one in the past? What's going on here? How come no one tells me anything?)
Brown food? Like whole wheat bread?????
Yeah, piece of cake!!!!!!!! Especially great for people who don't like to sleep. :-)
And, as long as you're dooming the cute little guy to a life of regret & shame anyway, did you ever hear the saying, "You're only as happy as your unhappiest child"? :-0 At any rate... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those little people are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome... congrats to you
Jill, he'll go to sleep at 8pm or he'll be grounded! And no puking the (brown) food--he only gets one chance! And no poopoo in pants! See? It's easy once you set some basic ground rules.
Awannabe, thank you thank you.
sounds like great ground rules! lol Hope they work out for ya! hehehe
Actually one baby was nothing but pure joy. Its when ya start having more that life changes. Not that it was 'bad'... just REALLY REALLY different!
How cool that someday you can tell your son that his penis was published all over the world wide web! lmao
I just dropped by from Leisel's post. Congratulations! Of course it is not too early to have a name or to use it. I do think that naming the child before you are even pregnant is a bit much and keeping that name regardless if it feels right... but I know people who do that so, it is truly okay too!!
Many congratulations!!
Kate, the internet has made inflicting childhood traumas a lot easier. And thanks for the tip. I know my life will change, but it's all good. Finally I'll have an excuse to play games.
Exception, thank you. We're back to not talking about a name now. It's supposed to come to me in a dream. Before we had the ultrasound I had a dream it was going to be a boy, so now I'm also expected to dream about a name. Again, piece of cake.
Congratulations!!!
- Thank you for your kind words :) Hopefully i'll be on the road to recovery by the end of the week - throat infection are ohh so evil!!
www.rosshetherington.com
Ross, thank you for that, and I hope you feel better soon.
My boys are 12 and 16 - I am still telling them "stay away from the vaginas" (at least until they're a bit older.) Have fun, take a lot of pictures and enjoy the ride. Being a father is a lot of fun - it makes me appreciate my Dad even more.
Tom(TRCoach)
Tom, thanks. I think I'm on my way to start appreciating my dad. I mean, to be fair, these things don't come with a manual.
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