Little old birthday girl
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This morning I woke up with back pains, white hair, and glasses...
and that's when I realized I was another year older.
Where's my cane at?
Monkey kiss Michael Jackson butterfly
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and the answer is Mama fart Kelly Clarkson loveheart. Obviously. Wait. You
don’t live here. You are not privy to the minutiae of our lives, save the
crum...
"Bagel Brain Jews"
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[image: Aaron Zelman]
Aaron Zelman is one of those crazies only true extremists know. As the
founder of Jews for the Preservation of Firearm Ownership (JPF...
Rainy Days and Mondays
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Rain. It’s our forecast through the weekend. I shouldn’t complain because
a) it’s not snow, and b) I like rain. I like walking under a big, pretty
umbre...
Theodore C. Olbermann, 1929-2010
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Keith Olbermann's father died today.
I guess this won't seem like much of a blog post, but it felt necessary. I
have been following Keith's comments about ...
of barley, malt and yeast .. or .. foam on beer ..
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Give me water so very pure,A grain, humble barley, demure.Convert two row barley to malt.Hops, in addition, is not a fault.And, bless my foaming soul, not le...
If There Were Only a Switch
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[image: off switch]
Does anyone else desire a switch that can shut certain emotions off so you
can get on with the rest of your life? Boy, I sure know I do ...
Rightwing Douchebag of the Week: Dan Riehl
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With so many rightwing shitwads to choose from, this is usually a tight
contest. But this week we have a clear winner.
I don’t pay much attention to rightw...
Neocons in TX change school books.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but *not* their own
facts...except in TX evidently. From the NYT:
After three days of turbulent meetings, the T...
All You Can Do Is Ask
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Sometimes, I ask for things....like I did here. And they happen.
It totally blows my mind. Not only that these things happen, but that people
like you ac...
The Kind of Music I Like
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Tomorrow will be a day of redemptive isolation. Though no Walden Pond, my
place provides seclusion when necessary. The solitude, an isolation of
convenienc...
A Very Merry Unbirthday
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So, today is my first unbirthday since I turned 36.
I have to admit that 36 doesn't feel too terribly different yet than 35.
But, somehow, I feel like it s...
A Sunny Day in Glasgow
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I’m bummed! I didn’t get to see A Sunny Day in Glasgow at the Hemlock last
night — and I had tickets! M was sick and my knee wasn’t keen on enduring
severa...
Is KSTP-TV actively trying to lose money?
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It intrigued me that local TV station KSTP plans to launch what can only be
described as a boatload of "hyperlocal" websites in the next year. One
commente...
All Hail the Mighty Peep
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After my father’s morning activities are done, the three of us return to his room. The staff has already made up his bed and tidied the things around the si...
Rainbow Songs - Pink
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It finally hit me, while compiling this week's colour countdown, just how
populist my tastes really are. Much as I might have loved to include Pink
Sab...
How to Resurrect My Favorite Shows
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Why must television shows end? Why can’t they go on forever and ever and
ever? Well I was talking to my friend Jim the other day and we were talking
about ...
Hello, can I speak to Mr Huge Please?
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In my job I often have to deal with some of the most vicious, hostile, and
officious people on the face of the earth. GP receptionists. There is no
other...
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Picture I took while flying to Camp Kalsu in a chopper. This chunk of metal
fell out of the ceiling while in flight and hung there. The flight attendant
n...
Growing Old Grumpily
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I can't wait to get old. I sincerely look forward to a time when I can say
whatever the fuck I want and people will just put up with it because, "Poor
gran...
Below
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Down the street there’s a crack in the sidewalk. A small mound of gray sand
forms a bunker around part of the opening. This is the ants’ front door. If
you...
FML
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***Once again my laptop is wonky. Now I have an idea of what the problem
might be. I have an HP laptop and therefore if I see an HP update notice, I
autom...
That Not-So-Fresh Feeling
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Chuck Bartowski: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys was talking about how this spy could be, you know, valuable, to...
Dirty protests
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This week I got shat on.
‘Shitted on’ perhaps, in the quest for grammatical accuracy, but the result
is the same. Mango regularly chooses to shite the hand...
At what age can I know this isn't a coincidence?
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As infrequently as I've (regrettably) been posting on here the past few
months, thanks to the new house and then this contract work, I've been even
more sc...
“I ain’t got no home”
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If it was Saturday morning, we’d be at the store, renting The Lost Boys.
The town’s only store was a grocery store, with one rack of movies on the
wall by...
42. Gabriel
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[image: http://lfwaterloo.blogspot.com/]
Live from Waterloo
It's been a few months since Gabriel left his first comment on this blog.
He's commented here a...
Shit
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Just found out that a dear friend who has cancer and had a stem cell
transplant around Christmas time isn’t doing well and there’s not much else
to do. The...
Marriage For Dummies: A Potted History
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Everywhere I go on the blogosphere these days there seem to be men saying
they get a raw deal in marriage.
The feeling in the air is that women have all...
Ruby the Dreamboat
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Even *I'm* not a fan of most "mommy bloggers"-- and I *am* one. And the
next thing you know, you're blogging about your pet. That being said, I'll
apolog...
Back from the beach, thirsty for more
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MS and I spent a long, beautiful weekend at the beach. We brought very
little with us, some salmon, some music, some clothes, not enough
champagne. Why ...
I've Unlocked Your Mama on Foursquare
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[image: Royal Farms]
Saw my first Tea Party sign yesterday. In Hampden. I know, crazy, right? Oh,
what's a Tea Party? It's when you hate black Presidents.
...
Again Again
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Another homophobic Republican has been caught with a cock in his mouth. This
week's victim, California State Senator Roy Ashburn, was arrested for
driving ...
He’s the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.
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Reason #143 that I love Australia: public holidays for trivial reasons.
There’s the Queen’s Birthday in June (which is not actually the current or
any past...
I know, I know
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[image: Feeling Normal]
T
hat I've been neglecting my blog.
But I've been sick. Evan's been sick. Mommy Dearest has been sick. Tiki (the
puppy) has been f...
About People Who Dress Their Dogs Up Like People
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Personally, I think people there is no class of people more vile and
disgusting than those who dress up their pets with funny costumes and take
pictures. T...
Life Expectancy Calculator/Face Transformer
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http://www.sonnyradio.com/realage.htm
Interesting and worth a click...
I did it 3 times, first errr mostly honestly and I was virtually 31.4 yrs
old and ...
Fictional Affection
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It's 10:17 on a Saturday night. Where am I, you ask? At work.
My wife is having a ladies day today and kicked me out. I asked some of the
boys if they want...
Bronchitis
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I have it. Bastard.
I'm putting all my faith in the Z-pack perscribed by the doctor yesterday
and have promised Apes I will not attempt my own tonsillecto...
Dodged Another One
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As the 80-something year old teacher that was subbing with me in my
classroom through November and December would say at the end of the day,
"Dodged anothe...
Whats this? Two posts in one day? Oh my....
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Courtney over at When I least Expected It made me smile today. And smiles
are hard to come by right now. So, thank you Courtney. I kinda <3 you
Why am I t...
Time To Work Some Shit Out
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I haven't felt inclined to write on this blog. It was as though I developed
an aversion to my own thoughts. But now, my deeper aversion is to my
emotion...
I am a snob
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So I like this new(?) toy from Google http://fastflip.googlelabs.com/ and
use it to read the headlines. They split the news into Recent, Most Viewed,
Recom...
Did Facebook kill the blog?
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You are like the sister I never had. Or wanted.
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Well this blog isn't dead... not yet. Those on my Facebook might remember
seeing the above ...
Problems I Have With Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
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1. the big bosoms of Gaston’s blond admirers 2. Mrs. Potts is clearly too
old to be the mother of a young child 3. Belle puts talking silverware in
her mou...
Bad Liar
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Fern came out of the bathroom this morning, tugging up her leggings. As
usual, I hadn’t heard a flush, but I had more pressing concerns: “Did you
wipe?” Wh...
My Last Post
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This is my last post on the old Blogger framework.
I've switched over to WordPress.
If you are reading this on Google Reader or one of the other feed reade...
Four Day Diet Review
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If you've been following me anywhere else lately then you know that I've
taken up the challenge to read 100 books this year that I haven't ever read
before...
Check It Out
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So, apparently, I only read young adult novels now. It started with the
Harry Potters and the Twilights, but it's moved on from there. I know I'm an
"adult...
Who Dat Kid
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The week going into the New Orleans Saints playoff game with the Vikings I
feel the need to give a little background on the term, "who dat?!"
In the 19th ce...
One last time
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I guess I'm having a harder time letting go of Frosty-Licious than I thought
I would. For one thing, I'm afraid you won't come read about all of my
adventu...
How to Win a Fifty-Fifty Scenario - Bertrand's Box
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Say you’re in a club with a friend, and see a very attractive girl sitting in the next table. Both of you wanna ask her out, so your friend offers to resolve...
This Is It …
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The new domain has been purchased. I’m just waiting for all the backseat
mumbo jumbo to happen before I can set up it, likely sometime tomorrow. I
sent out...
See Spot…and Run!
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***WARNING: Graphic Medical Content As many of you already know, I have
battled a rare, painful condition called Pyoderma Gangrenosum for a few
years now. ...
If I belong, then I’ll be longer than expected
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Wow. Has it really been two months since my last post? Yikes. Earlier this
summer, I was proclaiming my blogging mojo to be lost. I’m pretty sure this
is n...
1 comments:
Awesome, I'm from Baltimore. :)
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